Tongue in Cheek!

A little fun [mainly so I can create a Cartoon 😀]

Tongue in Cheek! 

I thought today I’d have a moan, Oh here he goes I hear you groan

My subject matter paths and roads, I really could write loads and loads

Deliveroo pass left and right, cutting in where space is tight

Legs are dangling, on their phone, L Plates flutter, bikes on loan

Made it through now here come bikes, dressed the same like lookalikes

Front wheels high, I ask you really, when did you last do a wheelie

The time was when the roads were clear, now kids on bikes both front and rear

Our hero rider Eddie Kidd, have these kids seen what he did?

I park the car and towpath take and realise my huge mistake

Electric Bikes and Scooters race, coming close, increasing pace

Should I dive into the hedge or teeter on the rivers edge

Not sure now which way to go… when will life return to SLOW!

Published by Keith Tunnicliffe

Linocut Artist

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